#the chasm between what they were going for in this photo and what they achieved #wiping away a tear
#so this means war is about a matchmaker played by reese witherspoon #who makes two bff spies fight over her #all part of her plan to actually set them up together
#OH GOD IT’S LIKE SHE’S THE REF IN SOME SORT OF GAY WRESTLING MATCH #NOW REMEMBER FELLAS FIRST TO SUCK THE OTHER GUY’S COCK WINS THE MATCH #I WANT TO SEE A DIRTY MATCH HERE SO CHOCOLATE SAUCE AND KY JELLY ARE NOT ONLY ALLOWED BUT ENCOURAGED #NOW TAKE YOUR SHIRTS OFF AND HAVE AT IT FELLAS #DING DING DING
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