Chris Pine: bad at words

spinningdust:

me: Did I black out, or did the story of his middle name have no actual ending, or give any real explanation?
citysleep: No, you’re right
citysleep: We were just saying that, too
me: he was just like, “SOMEONE WAS A PIRATE.”
citysleep: “My name is Whitelaw, someone in my family was a pirate, ______”
me: The end??
citysleep: THEREFORE tiny violin

Tags: chris pine human disaster citysleep needs a hug ugh chris pine can i punch the mouth off your face so you can never fail at talking again i want to read the 'scandals of classic hollywood' column @ the hairpin where cpine can only function in zq's presence