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karlurbanlibrary:

Simon: Hello 2000 AD and a very happy 35th birthday from me, Simon Pegg. I’ve been reading the comics since the  late 70’s and my favourite strips were probably Zenith, ABC Warriors Book 2, Nemesis the Warlock, Supersurf 11, Judge Dredd - The Dead Man but I just wanted to wish you a very happy 35th birthday and what better way to celebrate the galaxies greatest comic than a birthday greeting from Joe Dredd himself.

Girl in background: There is like stuff in my brain.

Karl: Happy Birthday, creeps.

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ohhellnoah:

noah.
YES?
why do you have this photo taped to the wall above your food bowl?
IT MAKES ME HAPPY.
…but why?
BECAUSE YOU LOOK SO PAINFULLY AWKWARD IN YOUR UGLY CARDIGAN AND MISMATCHED TIE, TRYING TO FIT IN WITH THE COOL KIDS.
hey. that’s not really fair…
NO? THE GUY ON THE RIGHT IS IN AN IMPECCABLE SUIT AND THE GUY ON THE LEFT LOOKS LIKE THE COOLEST MOFO WHO EVER LIVED. AND THEN THERE YOU ARE, FRESH FROM THE ASSISTED LIVING FACILITY, BEING ALL, “OH, HAHAHAHA, YOU GUYS ARE SO FUNNY, PLEASE LIKE ME PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE ME LIKE ME LIKE ME PLEEEEEEASE.”
that is so inaccurate.
UH HUH. AND WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME THE GUY IN THE SUIT CALLED YOU?
well, i mean. karl’s just…been really busy.
BURN THAT CARDIGAN, GRANDMAW-MAW. IT’S ONLY DESIRE IN LIFE IS TO HURT YOU. BURN IT AND LEAVE ITS SMOLDERING CORPSE IN A DITCH.

He’s not wrong.

ohhellnoah:

noah.

YES?

why do you have this photo taped to the wall above your food bowl?

IT MAKES ME HAPPY.

…but why?

BECAUSE YOU LOOK SO PAINFULLY AWKWARD IN YOUR UGLY CARDIGAN AND MISMATCHED TIE, TRYING TO FIT IN WITH THE COOL KIDS.

hey. that’s not really fair…

NO? THE GUY ON THE RIGHT IS IN AN IMPECCABLE SUIT AND THE GUY ON THE LEFT LOOKS LIKE THE COOLEST MOFO WHO EVER LIVED. AND THEN THERE YOU ARE, FRESH FROM THE ASSISTED LIVING FACILITY, BEING ALL, “OH, HAHAHAHA, YOU GUYS ARE SO FUNNY, PLEASE LIKE ME PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE ME LIKE ME LIKE ME PLEEEEEEASE.”

that is so inaccurate.

UH HUH. AND WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME THE GUY IN THE SUIT CALLED YOU?

well, i mean. karl’s just…been really busy.

BURN THAT CARDIGAN, GRANDMAW-MAW. IT’S ONLY DESIRE IN LIFE IS TO HURT YOU. BURN IT AND LEAVE ITS SMOLDERING CORPSE IN A DITCH.

He’s not wrong.

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bitch, how are you real?

bitch, how are you real?

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