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"Oh, it was good fun. Chris is a good fighter. He’s got this kind of jazz hand style which is kind of scary. It’s like going up against someone from West Side Story."
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-Tom Hardy on his fight scenes with Chris Pine in This Means War (x)
ABSURDICAL.
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godddddd i saw this movie tonight and still don’t fucking know what to think. oh except that chris pine’s abysmally named character oscillated between “WORST HUMAN BEING” and “oh! you endured some emotional trauma as a child! well that explains why you are such a douche” and “OH MY GOD JUST ADMIT YOU LOVE TOM HARDY. HIS SON CALLS YOU UNCLE FRANK. THAT IS A CODED REFERENCE TO HOW YOU ARE THAT CHILD’S SECOND FATHER AND YOUR BFF’S HUSBAND.” god. never mind. never mind!!! i can’t right now!!!!
(Source: pointy-earedbastard, via gaffegaffe)
#the chasm between what they were going for in this photo and what they achieved #wiping away a tear
#so this means war is about a matchmaker played by reese witherspoon #who makes two bff spies fight over her #all part of her plan to actually set them up together
#OH GOD IT’S LIKE SHE’S THE REF IN SOME SORT OF GAY WRESTLING MATCH #NOW REMEMBER FELLAS FIRST TO SUCK THE OTHER GUY’S COCK WINS THE MATCH #I WANT TO SEE A DIRTY MATCH HERE SO CHOCOLATE SAUCE AND KY JELLY ARE NOT ONLY ALLOWED BUT ENCOURAGED #NOW TAKE YOUR SHIRTS OFF AND HAVE AT IT FELLAS #DING DING DING
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#this was definitely a worthwhile 30 seconds of this film #then he just sat there picking out his bloody teeth #like you do
this was worth the price of admission.
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Tom Hardy as Ricky Tarr in ‘Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy.’
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dont-do-womens-just-raf-simons:
TOM IS IN LA RE-SHOOTING THIS MEANS WAR
OH MY GOD HE’S BACK IN LA
IS NO-ONE GOING TO MENTION HIS WEIRDO DICK-GRABBING LIKE THAT IS NOT AN ITCH HE IS FULL ON GRIPPING THAT SHIT LIKE ITS THE LAST HOT DOG AT A BBQ AND HE AIN’T EATEN YET
also oh re-shoots in December for a movie that comes out in February that’s already been done filming for like a year now i know it’s gonna suckkkkkk
#at least someone finally forced chris pine to cut his skank ass hair #tom hardy i’m pretty sure what you’re doing is illegal in public in 26 states
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