absurdical

becominglishaney:madlori:

And here’s how it went.  No spoilers.

RDJ:  Hello, I’m awesome.  This is not news.

Evans:  Well, my lead-in movie was sort of the best one, so you knew there’d be awesome.

Hemsworth:  I am mysteriously back even though they said it was impossible and also, am awesome.

ScarJo:  You guys have been waiting for more of my awesome since Iron Man II.  Here is it!

Renner:  Bringing the dramatic cred, veiny arms and awesome, as you knew I would.

Hiddles:  The Internet loves me, and you knew I’d be crazily awesome.

And then…

Ruffalo:  CASUALLY STROLLING IN AND STEALING YOUR MOVIE HA HA HA HA HA IT’S THE RUFF OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE EAT IT YOU BITCHES I WASN’T EVEN IN ANY OF THE LEAD-IN MOVIES HA HA HA HA HA

(via zlot)

gaffegaffe:

titians:quirkedreality:gospeltruths:

emily’s name means: 1) To have no special characteristics 2) Futile effort.

Caitlin’s name means: 1) Homo. 2) Futile effort.

Katherine-Elizabeth’s name means: 1) A high-quality product. 2) To show off your tits.

[my] name means: 1) Constantly procrastinating. 2) A dysfunctional brain.

1) Gone down the wrong path in life. 2) To go broke buying anime figures.

LOOK ALL THESE STAR TREK THINGS WERE GIFTS, OKAY.

(Source: kotesticle)