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r’hllors light shines through this post
#FOR THE NIGHT IS DARK AND FULL OF BONERS
The addition of this tag means a lot to me.
best tag.
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Enterprising Young Men | Michael Giacchino
#i can almost feel my dopamine reward pathways activating every time i listen to this
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a bit of fry and laurie, "gordon and stuart eat greek" (S1E3)
- Stuart: While you were marking time with linguaphone courses of the ancient world, I was pounding the streets of Tiverton learning the selling trade.
- Gordon: Stuart...
- Stuart: While you tanned your hairy arse on the nude beaches of Crete or wherever it was, swilling turpentine and stuffing vine leaves with a bunch of perverts, I was out there getting my masters degree in the university of hard knocks and tough surprises. Well, mister - I make no apology. To you or your fancy lover boy.
- Gordon: Stu! Where are you going?
- Waiter: I can bring you an omelette, if you like, sir.
- Stuart: Forget it. I've had enough, Gordon. I'm going out for an honest British kebab.
I am reduced to a thing that wants Virginia. I composed a beautiful letter to you in the sleepless nightmare hours of the night, and it has all gone: I just miss you, in a quite simple desperate human way. You, with all your un-dumb letters, would never write so elementary a phrase as that; perhaps you wouldn’t even feel it. And yet I believe you’ll be sensible of a little gap. But you’d clothe it in so exquisite a phrase that it would lose a little of its reality. Whereas with me it is quite stark: I miss you even more than I could have believed; and I was prepared to miss you a good deal. So this letter is just really a squeal of pain. It is incredible how essential to me you have become. I suppose you are accustomed to people saying these things. Damn you, spoilt creature; I shan’t make you love me any the more by giving myself away like this —But oh my dear, I can’t be clever and stand-offish with you: I love you too much for that. Too truly. You have no idea how stand-offish I can be with people I don’t love. I have brought it to a fine art. But you have broken down my defences. And I don’t really resent it. - Vita Sackville West to Virginia Woolf
Look here Vita — throw over your man, and we’ll go to Hampton Court and dine on the river together and walk in the garden in the moonlight and come home late and have a bottle of wine and get tipsy, and I’ll tell you all the things I have in my head, millions, myriads — They won’t stir by day, only by dark on the river. Think of that. Throw over your man, I say, and come.--Virginia Woolf to Vita Sackville West
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pitselly:sallyjessyrofl:dawnofthedusk:nilecrocodile:thebransons:fizzygoodmakefeelnice:nilecrocodile:
wow i’m impressed that robert knows how many children he has
LOL of course he knows, they are Mary, Isis, Matthew and Downton. Right?
WHY MUST HE IGNORE IS MOST AWESOME CHILDREN.
mary isis matthew and downton
lmao I’m crying that is so completely accurate
Mary, Isis, Matthew and Downton.
Bravo, Ingrid. Bravo. So completely true.Don’t forget his favourite twins: Patriarchy and Misogyny! Oh and class privilege too.
I’VE GIVEN MY LIFE TO DOWNTON
YEARS AND YEARS OF HAVING OTHER PEOPLE BATHE ME AND HELP ME PUT ON MY OWN CLOTHES EACH MORNING
DECADES OF MARRYING INTO MONEY SO I COULD KEEP A MEANINGLESS TITLE INTACT
MAIDS DON’T SEXUALLY HARASS THEMSELVES YOU KNOW
DO YOU KNOW HOW I’VE SUFFERED
DO YOU
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sneak peek of tay and zac singing on ellen
if no one hears from absurdical for a while you can just assume she’s watched this and is permanently dead. not tumblr dead. IRL dead.
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