absurdical

corgiaddict:

Kaylee (yesterday) at 13.5 weeks.

I HAD A TOY LIKE THIS ONCE KAJDHS;FV;IFJKN

(via citysleep)

vikingpenguinbooks:

buzzfeed:

PICTURED ABOVE: The Atlantic, following their assault on corgis.

Are you following the corgi feud between buzzfeed & theatlantic? Oh, what’s that? You’re actually doing work today? Well aren’t we fancy.

PAGING CITYSLEEP!!!!!!

(Source: mystikspirals)

isalabelle09:

#this is the most british picture I’ve ever seen

(Source: silverrabbit, via zlot)

citysleep:

turnabout:

timeoutnewyork:

buzzfeed:

[40 Things That Make Corgis Happy]

Number 39 made us snort-laugh.

Nicole, I had to make sure you see this.

GREATEST LIST EVER ASSEMBLED.

literally my face right now

gaffegaffe:

vh1:

Put a corgi on an invite…flash forward to me there WITH BELLS ON.

10 Perfect Corgi Invitations For Any Party [BestWeekEver]

… to murder everyone, absurdical. 

SIGN ME UP

wafflesthecorgi:

WAFFLES LOVES SATURDAYS

I LOVE SATURDAYS

(via spinningdust)

(Source: wild-lion, via gaffegaffe)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

THERE’S A DEAD BODY IN THE GARAGE? HOW WEIRD! WELL, YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS WANDERING AROUND AND DYING AND STUFF! NOTHING TO DO WITH ME, THAT’S FOR SURE! NO MA’AM! I’VE JUST BEEN IN HERE READING ALL DAY! ANYHOW, HOW ABOUT THIS WEATHER, HUH? I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SNOWING BY NOW! RIGHT? 

… AM I RIGHT?

animalstalkinginallcaps:

RISE, BRAVE KNIGHT, AND TELL ME WHAT YOU HAVE LEARNED. DOES LORD BLACKTHROAT TRULY INTEND WAR? IF THE ORANGE BERRY KING THINKS US WEAK WE WILL SHOW HIM WHAT POWER LIES HIDDEN AMONGST THE BLOSSOMS. I WILL STRIP HIS BUSHES BARE.

BE NOT SILENT. IT IS YOUR RULER, QUEEN COLDNOSE OF THE PINK GARDENS, WHO COMMANDS YOU TO SPEAK.

(via zlot)