absurdical

bookh8r:

So I couldn’t take a screen cap of this at work but you should all know about writtenkitten.net. Every hundred words you write, you get a new kitten (picture)!!!!

SO BOOKH8R HAD NEVER HAD A LUNCHABLES BEFORE TODAY AND THEN SHE CAPTURES HER EXPERIENCE HERE AND I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE HER I LOVE EVERYTHING

except lunchables

bookh8r:

liquidiousfleshbag:

zloi-medved:

mogatrat:

theramen:

fairy-wren:

blue-winged kookaburra

(photo by louise denton)

“HAH”

hahaha god what you smoking, that head WAAAY too big for dat body

“no it’s cool man I got this, fuck, hand me the freaky-ass fucking eyes”

MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA

BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS

RABBITS MATING WITH RATS

TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS

PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE

LIZARDS-

what that’s just a normal liz- WHAT THE FUCK

WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS

THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG

THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT

WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK

AND MORE LIZARDS

FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER

WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS

HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE

ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER

AND THIS GUY

AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO

AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING

JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS

BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD

WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.

SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.

WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.

P.S.

Australia is the best.

If absurdical were to write an ad for Australia…

THIS FUCKING BIRD SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME aksjhdfk

obstinatrix:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE PICTURE OF SHATNER OF ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME. 

<333333333333333

leupagus:

ifeelbetterer:

This is also what grading is like.

To be clear: I am the whale. And I would like to DESTROY ALL THE SEALS.

BUT THESE ARE POOR INNOCENT PENGUINS

I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH THIS SCENARIO. IF YOU’RE GONNA DIVE OFF THAT ICEBERG, YOU’RE GONNA GET FUCKED UP INTO PENGUIN PULP. GET READY.

(Source: trevskibiznasty)