absurdical

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zlot, how do we feel about el rondo being the only elf who doesn’t do the glowing dewy thing? like, can you think of a time when he’s all HELLO I AM LUMINOUS? gosh i like him a lot for that.

(haldir and teleporno, you are not included in this. gtfo)

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zgulliksen:

omg LOTR Valentines. cc @angelaplz

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allshallfade:loldemort:

Orlando breaks his rib

My favorite part of this will always be how unamused Orlando actually sounds when he says “That’s so funny.” lol forever.

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#reblogging for teleporno #WHAT UP CSOKAS

Teleporno

The Telerin version of Celeborn

Galadriel’s consort Celeborn took his name from the Sindarin language, but we have a few rare cases of the same name translated into a High-elven language (in this case, Telerin) as Teleporno. This variation of his name seems to belong to a tradition that wasn’t ultimately incorporated into The Silmarillion (in which Celeborn originated as one of the Teleri, rather than among the Sindar), and so it is doubtful the name was ever applied directly to the Elf himself.

A more likely use for the name, though unattested by Tolkien, would be for the White Tree of Tol Eressëa. In Middle-earth, it was referred to in Sindarin as Celeborn (‘silver tree’), but the Telerin form Teleporno would seem quite appropriate for use by the Elves of the Lonely Isle.

Also, zlot kindly reminds us: “Despite Teleporno’s highly suggestive name, Elrond is the most erotic of all elves.”

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lupaar:

#gandalf’s like ‘and the the 6000 years i’ve lived on middle-earth just flashed before my eyes in agreement with you frodo’ 

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