absurdical

bookh8r:

It was unkind of me to laugh so hard at this greeting card for the fatally inarticulate.

bookh8r:

leupagus:

outofcontextscience:

— How to blow up a cow (officially)

Excuse me that is a horse.

No definitely a cow. I know a cow when I see one. And that thing there is a cow. Not a horse. Definitely not a horse. Cow.

bookh8r, that’s a horse.

(via kit10lover)

(Source: jarofkittens)

bookh8r:

So I couldn’t take a screen cap of this at work but you should all know about writtenkitten.net. Every hundred words you write, you get a new kitten (picture)!!!!

SO BOOKH8R HAD NEVER HAD A LUNCHABLES BEFORE TODAY AND THEN SHE CAPTURES HER EXPERIENCE HERE AND I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE HER I LOVE EVERYTHING

except lunchables

bookh8r:

If I could eat Acme baguettes every day I’d die a happy man

#bread #I love carbs #yes I’m a woman

bookh8r:

czargasm:

gaffegaffe:

bookh8r:

Questions this conference raises in my mind: why is literally every PowerPoint just pictures of cows????

Bookh8r that’s a horse.

Shhhh she’s from Massachusetts she doesn’t know there’s more than one type of farm/ranch animal. Don’t hurt her precious library head.

Okay I SWEAR every other slide was a cow and they CHANGED it as I took the picture! I grew up on a farm oh god my rural Puritan cred is gone

are you guys talking about the thing with the nose? under the guy with the hat? 

bookh8r:

oldfilmsflicker:

The English Patient, 1996 (dir. Anthony Minghella)

Clint Eastwood can tell you all about winds. Even their names!

I AM LITERALLY CRYING BOOKH8R YOU’VE MADE ME SO HAPPY

citysleep:

Here is today’s featured recipe on the Weight Watchers website. Let’s call it “Turd Surprise.”

bookh8r: IS THAT POOP
bookh8r: DID YOU SEND ME A PICTURE OF POOP AT WORK