absurdical

gaffegaffe:

hologralien:

i’m not ready for the internet

GO BACK
GO BACK
GO BACK 

FUCK YOU, DIVE INTO THAT INTERNET HEAD FUCKING FIRST!!! THINK OF ALL THE GIFS THAT AWAIT YOU! ALL THE MIDIS! ALL THE TERRIBLE GEOCITIES ADDRESSES AND EXPAGES!! YOUR VERY OWN @GURL.COM ADDRESS! COME ON, LOSER, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND RIDE THIS TRAIN HEADFIRST TO HELL, which is awesome now that there’s an internet. 

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glorfindel:

absurdical:

gaffegaffe:

hey absurdical i’m gonna get you all sortsa drunk on avengers de mayo weekend and then we’re getting matching tattoos. we’ll flip a coin for who gets the robot devil. 

for never were there ladies who loved tequila and nerdy tattoos
as much as absurdical and her brooklynite robot-lovin’ ladyboo

(oh and also czargasm, who i joined on a tattoo gettin’ expedition in the ATL like 2yrs ago and then we got riotously drunk with glorfindel and then, somehow, czargasm also got “food poisoning,” and for reasons totally unrelated to all the tequila, but completely related to the FOOD POISONING, barfed everywhere. WHAT FUN WE ALL HAD!)

Can we get riotously drunk together again soon, maybe with less food poisoning, and I shall get an Avengers tattoo and everything will be Tony and nothing will hurt?

THIS SOUNDS EXCELLENT

EVERYONE COME EAT TACOS AND GET TATTOOS

PHILADELPHIA: NOT AT ALL A TRASHY PLACE TO BE!!

(Source: lyricalmasochism)

(Source: excessiveentropy, via alicenoise)

uss-awesome:

ryeisenberg:

Next time someone tells you Twitter is useless, show them this.

[@wilw] [@simonpegg] 

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