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ZLOT, OUR QUEUES HAVE SYNCED! i don’t think this is a problem.

ZLOT, OUR QUEUES HAVE SYNCED! i don’t think this is a problem.

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“i do not know if i can survive doing this. i do not know the consequences, whatever and whoever may be summoned forth…whether i will live or die in the effort. i only know that i must try. if i should fall, find sif. tell her i love her. tell her…tell her…that i fell loving her above all risk, all danger, all consequence.”

 #shipping sif/thor #sif/loki #but above all #sif/absurdical

this is why you are my favorite. you get me.

(Source: thewintersoldier, via zlot)

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Westeros’s hottest ship is Stannis/Davos. This ship has everything: stags on fire, onions, neck pouches full of knucklebones, a king who’s smoked like a ham… And what’s that over there — is that the Lord of Light? No, it’s a red lady giving birth to black sludge!

(Source: zlot)

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zlot:

foreheadtittaes:

A woman’s heart is a deep ocean of secrets.

#at this scene i was like ‘IT’S SO EASY FOR YOU TO LET GO BECAUSE YOU’RE OLD AND YOU DON’T NEED MONEY ANYMORE’ #DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT NECKLACE IS WORTH #DO YOU #KNOW #HOW#MUCH #IT #IS #WORTH #ALKSDJFASDFASDF FUCK YOUR SYMBOLICAL GESTURES BRO #DRAW A PAPER HEART AND TOSS IT IN THE WATER #NOT A DIAMOND

I WANT TO UNDERSTAND THIS SCENE BUT I CAN’T BECAUSE I KEEP THINKING ABOUT THE VALUE AND HISTORICAL SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS ARTEFACT IT WAS WORN BY THE KING AND QUEEN OF FRANCE OR SOMETHING and do you have no respect for history Rose

you’re throwing away a piece of history

it’s okay, that guy britney spears was dating finds it

though i maintain it belongs in a museum, not in private hands

(Source: mcavoys)

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zlot:

#CRYING BECAUSE IT’S LIKE THE GRAPH OF CUP SIZES AT A RESTAURANT

 #i would like a hutcherson-sized milkshake please #just fifty cents to upsize to jlaw! 
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Becoming Jane (2007)

#reblogging for absurdical and no one else #GURL YOU GOTTA READ SOME TOM JONES #OTHERWISE U GONNA WRITE LIKE A LADY #PEOPLE GONNA READ YOUR BOOKS AND BE LIKE #’WHO IS THIS BY’ #’A LADY’ #guys i’m actually making a very sophisticated jane austen joke here okay
guys, henry fielding’s tom jones is actually one of the best books ever written SO USING IT AS A FUCKING PLOT DEVICE IN A FLUFFY HISTORICAL FICTION MOVIE WHERE JAMES MCAVOY WEARS THE GREATEST COAT OF ALL TIME AND ANNE HATHAWAY IS ALL PETULANT AND SASSY AND AWESOME AND SHIT — CANNOT GET ENOUGH.

Becoming Jane (2007)

#reblogging for absurdical and no one else #GURL YOU GOTTA READ SOME TOM JONES #OTHERWISE U GONNA WRITE LIKE A LADY #PEOPLE GONNA READ YOUR BOOKS AND BE LIKE #’WHO IS THIS BY’ #’A LADY’ #guys i’m actually making a very sophisticated jane austen joke here okay

guys, henry fielding’s tom jones is actually one of the best books ever written SO USING IT AS A FUCKING PLOT DEVICE IN A FLUFFY HISTORICAL FICTION MOVIE WHERE JAMES MCAVOY WEARS THE GREATEST COAT OF ALL TIME AND ANNE HATHAWAY IS ALL PETULANT AND SASSY AND AWESOME AND SHIT — CANNOT GET ENOUGH.

(via zlot)