one of these oscars is gonna be a portkey i know how this ends i read harry potter
Daniel Day Lewis tied to a gravestone while Kate Winslet takes his blood and puts it in a cauldron and Leo emerges, greater and more terrible than ever before
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my totally original ideas no one has already vomited all over your favorite pop culture/media studies blog:
The judges will decide, the likes of me abide
Spectators of the show, always stay in love
The game is on again, a lover or a friend
A big thing or a small, the winner takes it all
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“He had the kind of mustache a college roommate of hers used to say looked like it had crawled up to find a warm spot to die.”
–Lorrie Moore, Like Life
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Meryl Streep & Colin Firth pose in the press room @ the 84th Annual Academy Awards on February 26, 2012.
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— COLIN FIRTH IS THE BEST HUMAN (via apriki)
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