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citysleep:

fuckyeahcatfeet:

This cat has a moustache! Now all we need is a cat with a moustache AND eyebrows like Sam.
(via hamilton_the_hipster_cat on Instagram)

WAT

#someone get this cat a job at franklin fountain #PHILADELPHIA JOKES

citysleep:

fuckyeahcatfeet:

This cat has a moustache! Now all we need is a cat with a moustache AND eyebrows like Sam.

(via hamilton_the_hipster_cat on Instagram)

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citysleep:

arminaa8:

Are these Chickie’s and Pete’s crab fries? Because they look a lot like their crab fries. I WANT CRAB FRIES WHO WANTS TO GO TO CHICKIE’S AND PETE’S WITH ME

I do! I’ve never been there! WHAT IS A CHICKIE

THERE’S ONE ON LIKE, OREGON AVENUE AKA THE LITERAL DESERT/NUCLEAR TESTING GROUND OF “YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR SOUTH” PHILADELPHIA. how bad do you want those fries, gurl
[ edit ] i just ruined those fries for me

citysleep:

arminaa8:

Are these Chickie’s and Pete’s crab fries? Because they look a lot like their crab fries. I WANT CRAB FRIES WHO WANTS TO GO TO CHICKIE’S AND PETE’S WITH ME

I do! I’ve never been there! WHAT IS A CHICKIE

THERE’S ONE ON LIKE, OREGON AVENUE AKA THE LITERAL DESERT/NUCLEAR TESTING GROUND OF “YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR SOUTH” PHILADELPHIA. how bad do you want those fries, gurl

edit ] i just ruined those fries for me

(Source: fatty-food)

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Philly Unveils World’s Largest T-Shirt Cannon; Haters Crying Themselves to Sleep; They Literally Cannot Believe It

gawkercom:

ATTENTION, ATTENTION: THE GAME HAS COMPLETELY CHANGED NOW THAT PHILLY HAS JUST UNVEILED THE WORLD’S LARGEST T-SHIRT CANNON.

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paintchipped:

karlurbaninternational:

Karl on CBS Philadelphia

Photos are here: http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/photo-galleries/2012/09/13/celebrity-appearances-on-talk-philly/

Maybe you can find video there?

filed under: PHILLY I FUCKING HATE THE WAY YOU DO COOL THINGS AND TELL NO ONE BECAUSE WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO WATCH YOUR SHOW? WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO SEE THAT PLAY? WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO HAVE SOMETHING TO DO ON A SATURDAY AFTERNOON AND THAT BULLSHIT FESTIVAL THING YOU’RE DOING SOUNDS GOOD OH WAIT IT ENDED AN HOUR AGO? THANKS FOR THE HEADS-UP. FUCK YOU.

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ORANGE ALERT, MOTHERFUCKERS
HIDE YO FUCKING PLANTS
NO DON’T HIDE THEM THAT MAY DISTURB THEM
BRING THEM INSIDE
OR COVER THEM
THEY COULD SUFFER DAMAGE

ORANGE ALERT, MOTHERFUCKERS

HIDE YO FUCKING PLANTS

NO DON’T HIDE THEM THAT MAY DISTURB THEM

BRING THEM INSIDE

OR COVER THEM

THEY COULD SUFFER DAMAGE

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"Brothers Mark and Donnie Wahlberg just bought the rights to the restaurant name “Wahlburger.” Get ready for a new burger joint in Boston that will always say “Hi to your mother for me.”"

[Jezebel]

I’m thinking Philadelphia needs a Steinburger. What say you all? My basic business model will be to serve excellent burgers and make fun of the customers behind their backs.

(via citysleep)

reblogging so i can eat at steinburgers for free always

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group written poetry game, inspired by Lucky Magazine

turnabout:

“The Zac Came Back The Very Next Day”

I put a fake booger in my nose and pretended to have this awful cough.
It was a moral deception.
She had been talking about her cat all night.
Girl, that is not the cat I was interested in.
I was like, sorry, see you again never!
Oh, and by the way, I’m seeing your best friend.
Why’d you have to bring Zac Efron into it?

“The Morning Before The Night After”

There are those tired-eye mornings
but this one was earned.
She tongued her palette, remembering
…penis, penis, penis…
and my poor processed parrot, RIP, you poor fucking bastard.
I’ll never drink Stoli again.

These were so fucking beautiful, omfg.

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gaffegaffe:

I’m going to Philadelphia this weekend and absurdical just told me that the local Applebee’s threw out one of their toilets this morning. It’s like, just sitting on the street I guess? Being full of poop.

I’m not even there yet and already it’s living up to my expectations

#filthadumpia

(Source: gingerbeardsandparenteaus)