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  • absurdical: also also also
  • absurdical: also
  • absurdical: i would watch the hell out of america's next top poet
  • absurdical: or project poet
  • absurdical: especially if you got to make people cry
  • absurdical: or maybe ONLY if you got to make people cry
  • me: i would make everyone cry
  • me: this has been a dream of turnabout's for years
  • absurdical: why haven't you done something about it?!?! there's a viral video in there for sure
  • me: this is true! someone get me a flipcam
  • absurdical: seriously!!!
  • absurdical: WHO WILL BE AUSTIN SCARLETT
  • me: I DON'T KNOW
  • me: ooh maybe i could be nina garcia
  • me: and just sit there coolly
  • me: and eat someone's manuscript
  • me: page by page
  • me: while staring them down
  • absurdical: sdkfjhdafkghdak;gjdfh
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January 30, 2012
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notwithstanding the foregoing: Also, a lot of poetry just confuses me.

citysleep:

littleorphanammo:

I try. I try to understand but metaphor wrapped in simile wrapped in allegory wrapped in analogy is too hard.

I feel like we need a poetry Tim Gunn to come in and tell people when they need to pull it back because it’s overworked.

Some of it is magical and wonderful and…

#yes nicole I’m talking to you

The dream of America’s Next Top Poet lives on! Or Project Poetry?

I’d volunteer to be Tim Gunn but that means I would have to be nice. I’d rather be Heidi Klum. “WE ASKED YOU FOR A CHARMING SESTINA AND YOU GAVE US A DULL, LIFELESS PANTOUM. YOU ARE OUT. AUF WIEDERSEHEN. RELEASE THE HOUNDS.”

i think TV needs more poetry-based reality shows. there is a whole market of hilarious douchebaggery that has yet to be tapped and drained for primetime television. like, america? if you thought the big bang theory is a hilarious portrait of a random niche culture, YOU HAVE YET TO SEE THE URBAN POETRY SCENE. GOD. I DIE THINKING OF IT. 

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January 30, 2012
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bookh8r: citysleep: ohrohin: The lovely Susannah Wexler has written up the equally lovely Nicole Steinberg’s Getting Lucky series—part of which appeared in Moonshot Magazine—a couple weeks ago for Sadie Magazine. This is just all kinds of genius. This is so great. Thank you, Rohin, darling boy, for making it happen. It’s great to see Getting Lucky getting out there more! Fantastic Yes yes yes! Love these poems!

bookh8r:

citysleep:

ohrohin:

The lovely Susannah Wexler has written up the equally lovely Nicole Steinberg’s Getting Lucky series—part of which appeared in Moonshot Magazine—a couple weeks ago for Sadie Magazine. This is just all kinds of genius.

This is so great. Thank you, Rohin, darling boy, for making it happen.

It’s great to see Getting Lucky getting out there more! Fantastic

Yes yes yes! Love these poems!

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January 25, 2012
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citysleep: dailyzqphoto: pickyourpoison: I normally try to do my best to avoid posting pap pics (though I obviously don’t always succeed), but holy fuck Zachary, could those pants be any lower??? NOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH UM, EXCUSE ME, MIZ QUINTO, BUT IT SEEMS THAT YOU FORGOT A VERY IMPORTANT ACCESSORY THIS MORNING. WHAT, IS THE HIPSTER-TRON 5000 WARDROBE THE NASA SCIENTISTS INVENTED FOR YOU MALFUNCTIONING TODAY? sorry, noah, i was in a rush and i couldn’t find a belt, and— DON’T GIVE ME THAT CRAP. YOU ARE RICH AND FAMOUS AND YOU OWN ABOUT 89 BELTS. I KNOW BECAUSE I LIVE THERE, HEL-LO. THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR THIS UNLESS YOU SCORED SOME KIND OF SPONSORSHIP DEAL WITH CALVIN KLEIN. DID YOU? BECAUSE IF SO, YOU SHOULD REEK OF CK ONE RIGHT NOW INSTEAD OF THE USUAL EARTHY MUSK OF EAU DE PATCHOULI. look, do you want to be walked or not. I’M GOING TO HEADBUTT YOUR SHINS FOR THE NEXT TWENTY MINUTES. I SURE HOPE CALVIN FINDS SKINNY BLACK AND BLUE LEGS SEXY. UGH CITYSLEEP CAN I GIVE YOU ALL THE PRIZES

citysleep:

dailyzqphoto:

pickyourpoison:

I normally try to do my best to avoid posting pap pics (though I obviously don’t always succeed), but holy fuck Zachary, could those pants be any lower???

NOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

UM, EXCUSE ME, MIZ QUINTO, BUT IT SEEMS THAT YOU FORGOT A VERY IMPORTANT ACCESSORY THIS MORNING. WHAT, IS THE HIPSTER-TRON 5000 WARDROBE THE NASA SCIENTISTS INVENTED FOR YOU MALFUNCTIONING TODAY?

sorry, noah, i was in a rush and i couldn’t find a belt, and—

DON’T GIVE ME THAT CRAP. YOU ARE RICH AND FAMOUS AND YOU OWN ABOUT 89 BELTS. I KNOW BECAUSE I LIVE THERE, HEL-LO. THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR THIS UNLESS YOU SCORED SOME KIND OF SPONSORSHIP DEAL WITH CALVIN KLEIN. DID YOU? BECAUSE IF SO, YOU SHOULD REEK OF CK ONE RIGHT NOW INSTEAD OF THE USUAL EARTHY MUSK OF EAU DE PATCHOULI.

look, do you want to be walked or not.

I’M GOING TO HEADBUTT YOUR SHINS FOR THE NEXT TWENTY MINUTES. I SURE HOPE CALVIN FINDS SKINNY BLACK AND BLUE LEGS SEXY.

UGH CITYSLEEP CAN I GIVE YOU ALL THE PRIZES

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October 31, 2011
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This has been a banner day.

citysleep:

  1. This Means War trailer released.
  2. Zoe Saldana tearing it up on Project Runway.
  3. La Quinto spotted seeing Jon Groff’s new play.
  4. Ben Wyatt dressed as crying Batman.
  5. Made up a new word for Thor laughing = “Thortles”

That’s Thor + chortles. You’re welcome.

IT WAS PRETTY AWESOME

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October 14, 2011
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"Brothers Mark and Donnie Wahlberg just bought the rights to the restaurant name “Wahlburger.” Get ready for a new burger joint in Boston that will always say “Hi to your mother for me."

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[Jezebel]

I’m thinking Philadelphia needs a Steinburger. What say you all? My basic business model will be to serve excellent burgers and make fun of the customers behind their backs.

(via citysleep)

reblogging so i can eat at steinburgers for free always

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August 25, 2011
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